King Tut’s Mummy had a Hard-On (post contains erotic images)

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Min – a fertility god – blog source worth checking out

I found this article at The Archeology News Network called New Theory Put Forward on Tutankhamun’s Burial which reveals that he is the only mummy found embalmed with a 90* erect penis to make him look like Osiris. You go boy!

Osiris_statuette_cropped

Osiris statue with talismantic offerings

I know in Egyptian Osiris Myth Set killed them dismembered Osiris into 14 or 42 parts, scattering them across Egypt, and Isis and her sister Nephthys gathered all the parts together but could not find his phallus so she could “breath life back into him” (mouth and yoni to phallus resuscitation) but she could not find it as it had been swallowed by a fish (yes, go Freudian again) so she made a wood or clay phallus instead.

Egyptian Orobouros

Nut (sky) and Geb (earth) – nice contortion talent

I also know that the early Victorian minded German, French and English archeologist would often find statues of Osiris and other deities with erect phallus but most of the time they would chip or break away the “offending member” before taking pictures of the find. I guess they were continuing Set’s work….. Enjoy.

Anubis + Bastet

Anubis and Bastet cavorting

Note all pictures available at multiple sources across the www except for one i did find a website with it on but not the original photographer source.

Among the most bizarre rituals found in the tomb was that the king’s penis was embalmed at a 90-degree angle – the only mummy to have ever been found with this feature. Egyptologists from the American University in Cairo have now claimed that this may have been carried out on purpose to make the king appear like Osiris, the god of the underworld, in an attempt to frighten religious revolutionaries.Read more at: http://archaeologynewsnetwork.blogspot.com/2014/01/new-theory-put-forward-on-tutankhamuns.html#.Us2OoLSctwt
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Among the most bizarre rituals found in the tomb was that the king’s penis was embalmed at a 90-degree angle – the only mummy to have ever been found with this feature. Egyptologists from the American University in Cairo have now claimed that this may have been carried out on purpose to make the king appear like Osiris, the god of the underworld, in an attempt to frighten religious revolutionaries.Read more at: http://archaeologynewsnetwork.blogspot.com/2014/01/new-theory-put-forward-on-tutankhamuns.html#.Us2OoLSctwt
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New theory put forward on Tutankhamun’s burialRead more at: http://archaeologynewsnetwork.blogspot.com/2014/01/new-theory-put-forward-on-tutankhamuns.html#.Us2OoLSctwt
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New theory put forward on Tutankhamun’s burialRead more at: http://archaeologynewsnetwork.blogspot.com/2014/01/new-theory-put-forward-on-tutankhamuns.html#.Us2OoLSctwt
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2 thoughts on “King Tut’s Mummy had a Hard-On (post contains erotic images)

  1. You know, I always wondered what happened to all of these members that prim Victorian’s snapped off, so I was really amused to find a room in the Louvre Museum in Paris, displaying a case full of disembodied willies!!

    • Yea i can see some archeologist sneaking out of Egypt with all those in a bag, lol. At least you found the politically incorrect room at the Louvre. Maybe if they reattach them to the bodies the mummies will “rise again”. I see a really bad B movie forming in my head, lol.

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