I took a flight today to northern Alaska where I was lucky to find Santa and Ms Claus at a snug little coffee shop today. Santa confided in me that he really IS an ancient Pagan god, and that Santa only started wearing red and white when Coca-cola took over his later image.
Actually Santa and Ms Claus are good friends of mine, and Santa looks like this all year round, minus the suit, with long white hair and a long white beard and he is most jolly. And Ms Claus is the Best cookie maker in the world who starts on her mega-batches of cookies right after Thanksgiving. Enjoy!