Jehovah / Zeus throws thunderbolts at Pope Benny

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As you may have seen on the news the other day Jehovah / Zeus struck the Vatican with a lightening bolt soon after Pope Benedict XVI announced his leaving the Papacy. The picture above and full story from Examiner.com

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Then yesterday it appears Jehovah / Zeus really missed his mark (after a night of hard drinking and animal sacrifice) with an exploding meteor. The picture above and full story from USA Today.

I wonder if Jesus is returning on that asteroid to pass closely by today? Or maybe it is just Satan giving the Anti-Christ a ride to Earth? lol.

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